Tonight, I am a pirate, on the seven seas. And then, I fly my spaceship, across the galaxy While I play cards with the royal guards Every thing, makes sense to me Coz I'm Living the same dream Living the same dream Every day Every day Waking with new dreams Waking with new dreams Every night Every night Or maybe just I'm dying in a persistent dream Tonight, my teeth might fall out, if I fail the test Exam, notes cover my hand, but I am still undressed I start to fall too scared to call Every one, needs time I guess That we're Living the same dream Living the same dream Every day Every day Waking with new dreams Waking with new dreams Every night Every night 8 hours to work 8 hours of play 8 hours to sleep Again today Tonight, I live in Chelsea, by the river Thames I spy, on paparazzi, supplying drinks to friends This chase speeds up. They might catch up Every dream, dies through a lens

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Verse 1 All we have to do, is stay inside. stay inside help the NHS. Stay at home, and Save lives. For just a week, for just a month, we’ll get through So stay inside. That is all- we have, to do. All we have to do, is wash our hands. wash our hands So Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday. Understand? Spread cleanliness, after every, rendezvous keep washing hands. That is all we have, to do. Chorus This is the new normal This is, our life now This is the new normal This is, our life now Verse 2 All we have to do, is stay apart. stay apart two meter distance, or one meter, with a mask I can't infect you, if I can't, hug you So stay apart. That is all we have, to do. All we have to do, is slow the spread. flatten the curve If we meet less, we'll get back life, that we deserve This is not lockdown, let's just call it, tier two Flatten the curve. That is all we have, to do. Chorus This is the new normal This is, our life now This is the new normal This is, your life now Verse 3 All we have to do, is take a test. take a test. Use the app to Scan, the QR code, like the rest give your details, so we can track, and trace you So take a test. That is all you have, to do. Bridge We make the rules. They apply to you. We follow the science. When it suits us to. Our new world order, will benefit you So do as you're told don't do as we do Chorus Follow the new normal This is, your life now Follow the new normal This is, your life now Verse 4 All we have to do, to close the shops, close the shops If you don't go out, You don't need shoes, don't need tops Your job's not needed, I'm sorry, but it's true So close the shops. That is all we have, to do. Chorus O-bey the new normal This is, your life now O-bey the new normal This is, your life now Verse 5 All you have to do, is not get sick, don't get sick We've stopped your treatment, for every thing, unless it's quick Act like you have it, pretend you don't. it's just flu So don't get sick. That is all- you have, to do. All you have to do, is just behave. just behave. We know what is best, so just shut up, and be brave Another year might seem like it's de ja vu But just behave. That’s all you have to do.

Intro "How Do You Do, Fellow Kids?" are you all ready? To hear how we went from first date to going steady "Hold My Beer", as I look like a lolcat grinning But clean this sheen and I'll show you how I'm “winning” And I will tell you, my dear, "What you meme to me" Verse 1 You would send me an image with bold impact text Large white letters, outlined in black, and next Slap it online like Robin gets slapped by Batman Send to me, Facebook, Twitter, and 4Chan You knew hardly anything about your new bay Am I "Good Girl Gina" or a "Clueless Pad-may"? Perhaps I'm that woman, who is yelling at a cat Or a “Girlfriend” that's simply “overly attached”? I know you try to be just like a "Good Guy Greg" By not sending flowers, but by emailing me jay pegs You are not a Florida man so "This is fine" Won't be "Forever Alone". "I'm gonna make you mine." Chorus Some people talk in low whispers Some people talk in secret code We share our life with images Download. edit. and upload Verse 2 “You Had One Job”: tell you friends, “What I Really Do” To convince them it's not “What People Think I Do” But you just said "Ain't Nobody Got Time for That" Like "it's a trap", or a Citizen Kane's hand clap Are you “grumpy cat”, “nyan cat” or “Ceiling Cat” The “Cheezeburger” cat, Or "I Should Buy a Boat" Cat “Keyboard” Cat, “Stare”cat, or an “unamused trashcat”? A “limecat”, “Nora the Cat”, or “Chemistry Cat”... Verse 3 You, For One, “Welcome Our New Insect Overlords” And know “Chuck Norris” does not simply “walk into Mordor” It's because you know all of this, you're in my dreams And claim, "You Know Nothing, Jon Snow" coz you “know your memes” Chorus Some people talk in low whispers Some people talk in secret code We share our life with images Download. edit. and upload Chorus (archaic) Members of our nation, offer communication, with hushed articulation Others might exchange knowledge, they receive using an obfuscated terminology You and I distribute a selection, of our mutual collection, of etchings Transfer original boilerplate. Artistically manipulate, and virally disseminate Verse 4 Are you a “dogo dog”, an “awesome dog”? "Yes, This is Dog" “Dog or bagel”, “Why not both?”, “Yo dawg” Hey Snoop - “You’re the man now, dog!", Coz On the internet, “nobody knows you're a dog”